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What happens when you lock six comedy geniuses in a room and demand three completely unhinged improvised scenarios, with each one ending with either F**k, Marry or Kill?
For us, it resulted in fifty minutes of uncontrollable laughter and sore cheeks.
From the get-go, the audience was in charge — deciding where the scenes would take place. Out of every possible location, we collectively decided on… Westfield Booragoon. Proving once again that suburban shopping centres are fertile ground for absolute chaos.
First up, Hannah and Luke played workmates on a shopping mission that quickly spiralled thanks to a too-tight shirt and a Myer’s-related trauma that, we’re told, “still lives in his body”. Relatable?
Tony and Alyce followed as hyper-efficient cleaners, locked in a ruthless battle for the coveted title of Head Janitor — and the ultimate prize: controlling the automated floor buffer. Power struggles have never been so petty or so funny.
Then came Brent and Esther as night security guards tasked with keeping Westfield safe after dark — a responsibility that somehow involved donning a giant sequinned “W” to prevent the end of the world. As you do.
With each scene, the remaining performers gleefully jumped in to escalate the madness, piling on curveballs as the clock ticked down. Before the buzzer, every couple had to make the ultimate choice: F**k, Marry or Kill.
This wildly popular game is brought to life by The Big HOO HAA! legends, and no two shows will ever be the same. Completely bonkers, brilliantly fast, and laugh-yourself-sore funny — and only here for three nights. Don’t miss it.